Sexual History (Proof of Heterosexuality)

 Women Seen:

Coworkers:

Silver Laventi (Texas OP-INT Air Force).

-Theft of semen, to print "Bad Santa", movie about INTERPOL being afraid of a wooden pickle.

Gwenn Pratt (Nixon Sheriffs Commission).

-Investigation into Marvel Comics trades and practices, kidnapping of John "Cusack" Washburne to Pembroke Hospital.

Vampy (Green Berets Pakistan).

-Bombing of 7/7 of London subways, to retaliate for planned metro tunnel bombs of New York or Boston, to thieve DC Comics or Ace Comics on a bauble wager placed by Lawrence Hama.

Allison Haimes (NYPD Currency Unit).

-Arrest of Nicholas Maynard and placement in Gender Studies, for registering herself as a man to live with male room mates; Star Trek reboot, placed without McCoy being an accountant.  It was a police officer.

Sandi MacDonald (NSA NRO).

-Proof to Boston State Police Commission of Boris Yeltsin masterminding Columbine, through the Holocaust History Museum's patronage by armed female teacher spies.

Alexandra Gaetano (FBI Joint American Russian Task Force). 

-Capture of Eric Frein, and shutdown of Canadian Intelligence's Christian Identity Movement, by creating the term "Christian Identity Disorder".

Den Mother:

Queen Cleo (Plymouth, Massachusetts).

-Initiated as novice, with much older woman, to make sure first sexual adventure, was without insemenating.

Dominatrixes:

Queen Cleo.

-Yardwork labor, performed with cool pitcher of cold water available.

Mistress Lucinda.

-Two hundred dollars, delivered to secret Fitchburg College snuff parlor, for pimps and "runaways"; drama students that refuse to be bisexual or homosexual.

Empress M.

-Recruited off Shangrila MUX, test server for pedophile women to pose as prostitutes.

Lady Kim.

-Traffic of Essex PD marijuana, through AFROTC, to give enlisted narcotraffickers the skills to deal weed to American soldiers, in Iraq.

Goddess Arsine.

-Jimson Weed, mixed with Lavender and Arsenic, for GHB toxin, "Treadstone"; demanded by movie going public (Nashville).

Goddess J.

-Jeet Kune Do instructor, raised daughter with self, however was unaware that religion was practiced anyways, basis of Church.

Queen Jasmine.

-Large black buttocks, as Backpage ad, practiced in Apartment 420, complaint from neighbors noted; Seinfeld, ignored, as being German Skeleton Keys rule.

Kate Johnson.

-Snitched, to B-Rock, for using FetLife, to hack bondage submissives, actually other officers, for reasons of mutual attraction.

Queen Victoria.

-Demand of standard sex, as escort, for dominatrix rules; homicide detective, investigating snitch of Andrew Donson, "Dr. Joshua Golden".  Unable to testify in court, due to five orgasms produced, in one hour and forty-five minutes, on one hour session, intended for half an hour for rape charges.

Vixen Rachel.

-Iron Jack Rafferty, chastity device, politely refused; screaming real loud into ass, of independently wealthy African woman, still unfound as prostitution scene member of Boston.

Dominatrix Ownership:

Ronnie Millang.

-Assault rifle contract, as covered through INTERPOL Phillippines rules of paid convict's Western Union.

Relationships:

Allison Haimes.

-Sales of LSD, attorney general's variety, through FBI; potential work, as female lawyer's solicitor.

Online Relationships:

Lacy Slaunwhite.

-Lost to Scott Peterson, fellow MUSHer, however CIA with Manchurian Candidate status, wished on self.

Vicky Deveraux.

-Lost to aborginal forest burning in bed, for having seduced Native Iroquois, with promise of free sex for dragon sculptures.

Courtney Workman.

-Founding of FetLife, after discovering that dominant male master, is actual submissive, worker in poverty labor to advantage of wife.

Mutual Attractions:

Katie Stevens.

-Kissed on left cheek, struck by left hand.

Alaina Hayes.

-Press-on nails, interpreted as foe of retarded.

Kelly Rodenbaugh.

-Studied since kindergarten, deported from coal country of South to study.

Cassie-Leigh Stock.

-Disgusting, termed Cassie Stock, ideal mate; hentai pornography, produced in mind intended to harvest.  Once anime bombing was performed, killed self, at big booty study of exercise bike. 

Jenna Williamson.

-Own fourth cousin, through third cousin, Ted Bundy; Booth gene, second cousin, Chip Charlebois, having mated into family; Aladdin, making Little Mermaid, Hans Christensen, Omega Red, impossible. 

Allison Haimes.

-North Korean intelligence, loaned to America, through own viewing of Sistas-Rule Dot Com.  Vietnamese, overwhelmed by dominatrixes, Jimmy O'Neill's plan; Barnesy the Dinosaur, Company Chaplin.  

Jessica Long.

-Arranged date of Windsor and Edinburgh, Jessica Jones and Jebediah Killgrave; failed, through false promises, of underage sex, that Killgrave has refused.

Gay:

Ivan Tomasic.

-The assassination of Marisa Tomasic, Russian spy and pilot's corps member.

Pornography Actor:

Empress M:

-INTERPOL Interrogation.

-Strap-On Sex #2.

-Naughty Sissy Maid on Charity Call for Uncle Fletcher.